WA Legal Weed Purchase review

What does one do when their regular Sunday Seahawks football game isn’t on anymore? We take a road trip to Ocean Shores, WA, smoke legally purchased weed & pray with the full moon. There was no snowpocolypse in western WA.

We stopped at Have a Heart Rec 21  in Ocean Shores .  Total spent – $45. I found a 10% discount for using my medical prescription for cannabis. I asked for a 60/40 sativa and he placed three 1g packages onto the counter. The green crack ‘weed’ looked fake so we chose the Black Betty and the Dutch Treat.

I don’t want to have to explain chemistry so the lab tests and THC% isn’t my thing. Does it look good? Does your mouth water when you crack open the bag? How stoned do you feel?  With these tiny 1 gram packages chances of you becoming brand specific or having a preference like a nonfat triple white chocolate iced mocha – not so much.  You’ll probably choose next time something that looks good and smells good!

We also purchased a glass pipe after deliberating on the largest bowl size. This orange pipe fit my dragon themed road trip plus it has a right hand carb which is perfect for us left handed people.

The only other people inside the shop were silver haired people displaying nervousness.

In WA the next big step is cool places to smoke weed outside. Hiding behind the bush is teenage bs.  Yes, I AM STONED, so is she, that guy, their dog, those three people over there, see those kids….you see my point?  Yes we can.

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